I'm looking into finding a lock(s) as well as a place to mount them on the bike once found. Not a lot of excess space on this ride. In the mean time we just take them in with us where ever we go. Arai helmets are too expensive to risk making them easily available to stoopid people.
And as far as talking like Noo Yawk, I give the answer I used way back around the turn of the century in GB when waitresses would tell me "You've sooch a louvly accent"..... my answer: "I don't have an accent, you do." LOL. It always got a smile in return. My at the time 11 year old daughter said the smiles were because the waitresses were hitting on me. Smart ass kid. Fun trip though.